ALIVE!!

Today my former boss called the store to make sure I was still alive. Obviously, I was at lunch. I love being an enigma.
I was instructed to call him back because I "haven't posted on my blog or returned phone calls or proven that I am indeed alive and living in Boston."
I am, though. Alive. Living, yes, although the daily eye-roll count has mounted to such high numbers that one day an eyeball is going to lodge in my brain.

Although does having your soul sucked from you count as living? I just can't figure it out.