Why I Deserve a Vacation

This is how tired I am:
I am watching the game, which is taking place at Fenway, two feet from my apartment. It is obviously pouring, everyone has umbrellas up, the players are soaked.
YET.
I go to bring out my trash and am shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, to learn that it's raining.
This is why I need a vacation.

I'll be in NH for a week starting tomorrow. No bookstore. No customers. Just me, the lake, and lots of sun.
Bliss.