Homebody.

Dear Social People,
I've often been accused of being a homebody. When I go out, it's not for long, and it's often to the same places. But I didn't realize how ridiculous I was until I fell asleep at 9pm on H's couch. Like, literally curled up and snoozed while other people were socializing. On a Friday. AT NINE.
Love,
So cool that I actually make the party stop.

P.S. This OBVIOUSLY means I will partake in the fabulousness of Avalon tomorrow night.