Cracker Barrel?

This, FOR ONCE, wasn't my problem (I was home, in my bed, on my break, trying to forget about the earlier part of the day), but here ya go:
Customer: Do you know what Cracker Barrel is?
B: I think it's a restaurant? Or a cheese?
C: Restaurant
B: Okay..
C: I'm just wondering...if I buy an audio book here, can I return it there?

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???

I walk back from my nap and B is standing with a bewildered expression on her face.
"I just...I...I don't even understand the question I was just asked...." she trails off, confused.
I give her a look, as in, YES, welcome to my LIFE.

But that...At least top three.

[We did find out from our lone Southerner that Cracker Barrel, apparently, has audio books to rent, which you can then turn in at the next one as you're driving down those mean highways. And continuing to go to Cracker Barrel, which is slightly worrisome. Isn't once enough? And...not to yell....BUT WHY WOULD YOU THINK YOU CAN BUY AN AUDIO BOOK AT A RETAIL STORE AND RETURN IT TO A RENTAL PLACE IN A RESTAURANT/GIFT SHOP. Good god.]
Head=wall=bashing.