And BL is getting crazier.

Oh BL. The woman of so many stories, who wastes so much of my time every day. It's like, she's a customer, but she's not. I'll chat with her, but if I'm busy, she just needs to go away. I actually DO have things to do. Think of it as the annoying person in your office who stops by to chat BUT NEVER LEAVES. No matter how many times you turn back to your work, or offer a nice ending to the conversation, they just don't. get. it.

So BL has been talking to a patent lawyer. BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO MAKE EDIBLE BIBLES. For the masses. In flavours. Like banana and strawberry!
However, she doesn't quite trust him because he's a winker. Never trust a winker, she tells me. I wink at her and she says, "Oh Kate! You are too much! I trust YOU!"
Oh goody.

As I've mentioned, BL is obsessed with pretty, thin people. She often tells me that I should be a model--but!--a model for "normal-sized people." Well gee thanks.
"You mean fat people?"
"NOOOOOO! You are not fat! You're just not on drugs like those people on the magazines."
"Maybe I should be. Do you think it would help me lose weight?" (I loooove egging her on.)
"Kate! Never say that! You are perfect!"
Well, at least someone thinks so. Too bad it has be the lady who eats bibles.